You really are a twonk aren't you.
Yes, I check all the relevant stuff on a weekly basis, but I draw the line at removing the wheels to check the thickness of the pads with a micrometer. After all, there is a system in place to warn when the pads are down to a level which requires attention. The washer fluid is a consumable item. This means that it gets consumed in use and needs replacing (in case you didn't know), and although it also has a warning system I prefer to top it up before it gets to a level where there's none left to clean the windscreen. Oil also has a habit of being consumed (it sort of gets burned in the engine), but last time I checked, applying the brakes doesn't actually consume any brake fluid, merely uses it to apply hydraulic pressure to the pads and that's the consumable part of the brake system. So given that, I don't really think there's a need to check the fluid level on a weekly basis, just make sure that it gets changed every couple of years, and have the braking system checked once every 10k miles (how about having it done when the car's in for a service?).
As for checking the brake fluid level every week. Nope, checked again, and it's not written in the owners handbook, so I stand by my statement that you made it up.
So, if you see my car (it's a blue Seat Altea btw) you can be safe in the knowledge that it's probably going to stop a lot quicker than your (seat of the pants serviced) car, so just make sure you keep a reasonably safe distance away from me if you ever follow me, will you.
No leather driving gloves, tartan rugs, cheese sandwiches, cloth caps, or nodding dogs either, so sorry to disappoint you. And yes, you really should be ashamed of yourself for lauding the "wait til my brakes fail" style of maintenance.