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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 8:58 AM Some Motivational Pictures

    NickW
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    CAUTION - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND OFFENSIVE IF EASILY OFFENDED! LOL, does that even make sense!

    Mods, i have tried to keep it clean but there are some 18+ ones in there, delete if nesasary

    Nick

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:24 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    Tye
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     Nearly burst out laughing in the middle of my office then, those pictures are hillarious.

    Good one Yes

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:44 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    ajb100
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     i was going to look, then slowly scrolled down, saw the expression on the faces of the girls at the top and thought i should leave till home

    edit: looked through again and its been deleted, must have been good
    2001 Bolf, votex front, 1.6 to v6 engine conversion, coilovers, artec PA wheels, w8 light, debadged, sharan badge, anni miltec cat back, de-locked, deleted rear wiper, H&R arb's, front upper & lower strut braces, full VRS brakes, US gti lights, sports heated seats

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:47 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    Baz4585
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    Awesome!! 

    Chipped UK ST3 Re-Map, Koni suspension -40mm, 20mm spacers, Carbonio, Forge Split R DV, Forge TIP and full hose kit, Eurojet PCV fix, Dbadged Grille, Carbon mirror covers. 199.5BHP 211.8lb ft Torque

    To come - FMIC, smooth front bumper and new rims!

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:49 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    Tabs SystemAdministrator
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    Cleaned up some of the pics, bit close to the rules. Others are fine though - love the water balloon one.

    In a similar vein, I love the 'You're doing it wrong' captions Big Smile

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:53 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    winwiz
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     lol some very good ones there!

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 9:54 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    wellsy
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    NickW:




    I'm off to the beer festival in Germany in October.  

    Looking forward to it even more now...

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 10:14 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    R32Pete
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     incredible finds have made my office's day!! to be farir its a matue forum,Big Smile

    thanks

    Pete

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 10:39 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

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    What the deuce? I demand the filthy ones be re-instated - NOW DAMN YOU!!

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 10:51 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    NickW
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    tony_danza:

    What the deuce? I demand the filthy ones be re-instated - NOW DAMN YOU!!

    can be viewed via another site i posted them on Devil

    NOTHING TO SEE HERE - DO NOT CLICK! LOL

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 10:58 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    ajb100
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     ^^^^^^

    hahaha

    2001 Bolf, votex front, 1.6 to v6 engine conversion, coilovers, artec PA wheels, w8 light, debadged, sharan badge, anni miltec cat back, de-locked, deleted rear wiper, H&R arb's, front upper & lower strut braces, full VRS brakes, US gti lights, sports heated seats

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 11:17 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    wellsy
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    LOL

    I snagged them before they went.

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 11:31 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    m00
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    Chuckle

    'Soon, my pretties' - eep!

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 2:29 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    RENT-A-GOAT
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    Haha good find!

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 2:43 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

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    Ahh, I've seen them now...Yes

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 3:05 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    kev 1.8t
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     couldnt stop laughing at them Chuckle great pics matey Yes

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 3:18 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    mr_wigster
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    Some lovely beers to look at there...  Big Smile

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 3:23 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    richwig83
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    Lovely Stuff!!!!

    Note to self -- Abrasive pads and paintwork dont mix!!

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 3:23 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    kev 1.8t
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     quite suprised there hasnt been any "jugs" comments. or is that just me being a perv Embarrassed

  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 3:43 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

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    NickW:

    tony_danza:

    What the deuce? I demand the filthy ones be re-instated - NOW DAMN YOU!!

    can be viewed via another site i posted them on Devil

    NOTHING TO SEE HERE - DO NOT CLICK! LOL

    I love the way the edited ones have been posted on Astra owners' club instead. What a sweeping social statement Chuckle.

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  • Tue, Aug 5 2008 4:25 PM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

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    mr_wigster:

    Some lovely beers to look at there...  Big Smile

    Wigster. 

    nothing like a good couple of pints eh wiggy Big Smile

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  • Wed, Aug 6 2008 7:34 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

    NickW
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    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "

    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"

    "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
    "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

    "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."

    The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

    She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

    "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

    She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

    The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?

    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"

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  • Wed, Aug 6 2008 7:51 AM Re: Some Motivational Pictures

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