Ringtone: Homer Simpson in the "can't swear" episode. "Fiddle-de-dee, that will require a tetinus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going SMASH THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN AAARRRR"
Text: "1.21 gigawatts?!" (Previously: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA! but kept scaring the hell out of me first thing in the morning.)